Geraldine: So, Superman’s feeling a bit bored because Spiderman and Batman are on a scuba diving course.
Alice: Awww, shame.
G: So, he hasn’t got anyone to play with. So, he’s flying around, and suddenly he sees Wonder Woman naked, spread-eagled on the top of a tall building.
A: Oh, she’ll catch a cold.
G: No, no, it’s summer, summer.
A: Oh, well thank goodness for that.
G: Yeah, so he’s always fancied Wonder Woman, so he thinks, “Now’s my chance!” and he swoops down, and faster than a speeding bullet does ‘the business’, and then he flies off again. A moment later, Wonder Woman says, “What was that?” And the Invisible Man climbs off her and says, “I don’t know, but it hurt A LOT!”